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Wednesday 13 October 2010

Well, someone had to lower the tone,lol.

I've been making these "poop" bags for the last 2 Christmas's but I've been using the original poop verse. This year I thought I'd do a grown ups version. I'm surprised it has taken me this long to come up with a bit of festive smut!! Well if you're gonna do it do it good style. This is one for the grown ups, or at least the teenagers.
I've erased the naughty word using picasa retouch in case there's any kids looking. I'm sure they'll be able to work it out but at least I'm off the hook, lol. The reason I've done these 2 so early is because the chocs are Cadbury crunchy rocks which are £1 per big bag in Tesco at the moment.  I wanted to show you them before they go back up in case any of you fancy a bit of festive smut giving. I've stocked up and will be making loads of these a bit nearer the time and will be dishing them out in the pub on Christmas eve afternoon when everyone has had a few drinks. I did the verse on the computer and the little reindeer is a D'arcies stamp but a reindeer sticker would work fine. The bags are what I use for 4"x6" cards. I stapled the green layer on before I added the other layers.

EDIT, just out of curiosity, is it easy or hard to leave a comment here, only I've noticed recently on some blogs I have to mess about choosing an ID and signing in etc. If this is the case here I'll try and find out how to alter it.   Di.xx

16 comments:

  1. lol, these are fantastic di.love your verse,so funny.love the image you have used too :D

    xx coops xx

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  2. Lol this made me chuckle and I have a few people in mind i could send these to too ;)
    hugs amanda xx

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  3. Haha...I really like this. The verse is great and your toppers look very nice too. The chocolates look like no bake cookies...is that what they taste like?

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  4. Love these - I've only done the childrens version before - may have to give this one a try. Hope you don't mind me pinching your verse though. Not had any trouble leaving comments before - if I have problems this time I'll pop back to let you know.

    Lynn x

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  5. Help yourself Lynn, it's not pinching, it's sharing. Sometimes it's hard coming up with little extras for the grown ups. Di.xx

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  6. LOL!, you are soooo funny Di and just love this idea, I think I do some for my surgeons hehehe. No probs leaving a message, but I have had probs on other sites!
    hugs Vicky xx

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  7. Cool - I may have to 'borrow' this verse....lol

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  8. these are brilliant,love the verse,
    i have no trouble leaving comments,x

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  9. ROFL these are fantastic.i love coming on here Diane.You are such an inspiration to me.Great verse laughed me socks off.No prob leaving comments,hope you got no prob on mine,let me know.xx

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  10. Thanks for the LOL! So glad I stumbled onto your blog!

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  11. these are fanastic, fab little ditto... x crofty

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  12. I thought they looked like no-bake cookies, too, so I'm sure those would work. I also thought maybe some glazed walnuts. Ugh--I'll never look at those the same way again! Love your blog!

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  13. Love these hopee you don't mind me pinching this idea.

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  14. Lady, your are absolutely hilarious! I have recently discovered your blog and check it out regularly.

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  15. ooh you are naughty, but we like you! haha so funny, i might just copy and give some to my kids!!rosie.xx

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  16. Great verse Di! Sandra x (DecOCards, DC)

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